Mike Whybark explains the reason for the season

The true story of Osiris Claus from my recent house guest, Mike Whybark. Possibly the only holiday story you'll need this year. 

"It’s possible you may have heard some aspect of these traditions as deriving from other religions. Do not be fooled. Osiris Claus is the One True Claus, and from his workshop at the North Pole, he knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you awake. He knows when you’ve been bad or good, so, be good, for the Nile harvest’s sake."