Thursday, June 5, 2008

I couldn't have put it better myself

Requiem

"It was unavoidable. Mobs of old guys are shaking their calloused fists and ranting about the goddamned good ol’ days when punk rock punched a hole in the sky and the ever-patient satellite of VALIS blasted us with its pinkly delicious message of cosmic love and cultural transgression. It was 1974. It was 1980. It was timeless. We were young and we would never die. There was rioting, fucking in the streets, non-musicians releasing amazing albums (which were still spun by specially trained bees out of vinyl with gatefold sleeves that shamed the Renaissance masters, goddammit!) and the unavoidable orgasmic bliss of shaking things up. This immediatist breach, to hear some rant, was the last time that real people made music that was so strange and baffling that Biz assimilation was just impossible. Out there, in the Wasteland where the tire-fires never stopped and the ruins of civilization so-called stood like sarsen stones above the 24/7 freakout, we did the St. Vitus dance and slammed our sweaty bodies together until the low brown clouds glowed with morning light or nuclear terminus. Somewhere in the dim cathode twilight we could still hear the existentialist mumblings of Peter Ivers before he was unceremoniously snuffed-out like a microcosmic cover-version of the heat-death of the universe. We gathered in squalid nightclubs, deranged, full of life, burning brighter and brighter until the inevitable fall, unsustainable but not giving a shit because we were outside of time. It was surely the culmination of an act of magick, decades in the making, weird old Harry Smith plucking the Monochord with a shellac plectrum, shaking feathered sticks and unearthing dinosaur-bones of mad, mad music from the bedrock, from beneath the floor, down there rattling like haints. Who’s down there? The devil! Arne Sarknussem! The Living Heads of Mu! Now we walk through this land of ghosts where well-coiffed fascists wield the razor of public relations, wondering how we lost the secret and when that weapon was turned against us, retooled, moneyed, omnipresent. It’s Crystal Night again. The Buzzcocks were right, seeing far into the hazy expanse of a 4th, 5th and 6th Reich hosted by kinder, gentler Nazis where the occluded spawn of morons would take refuge from genocide and corruption in superficial media-death. Now it seems like a lost dream, as if the Finnegans never woke and would never wake again. When these stories are told, younger eyes roll. There is nothing in their experience like this. The evidence still spins, vital, liberating. The Monochord still vibrates and if you find that foolish, quiet center inside of yourself, it will, sure-as-shit, fill with the old madness of a world gone by. There are techniques to defy mass-mesmerization, free spaces to be seized, inside and out. One day there will be music that, while strangely familiar, will move us in new ways, casting out ancient demons of control and once more setting us on that long, well-traveled road. Drink up, dear souls, for tomorrow may be the day. Like epopts, we will die before death and see with fresh eyes, hear with fresh ears. And the corruption that we shuffle off will fall like black snow, like ashes from the mouth of a harbinger.

Shhhh! Listen now…"


For a second there, I thought he was talking about Peter Laughner.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

The six hundred dollar woman.

I probably should have taken my bribe from little bush and given it to Cynthia McKinney. I'll probably end up voting for Obama, but she makes it hard to decide.

Many thanks to La Chola for the reminder.

I heart environmental scientists


Dr. Gary Paul Nabhan for instance. He's a terrific writer and a fine human being. When he says there's a problem, I believe it. My objection is to neo- reaganista hippie liberals who think they're better than the rest of us because they're blocking traffic with their bicycle. Also have no use for the John Zerzan crowd. They're all closet Reagan republicans with a religious faith in "The Marketplace" as the true forum for democracy. Dang it you kids, the problem here is not consumption- too much, too little, not the right kind- it's the ownership of production. I don't care how far back in the woods you live now. Somewhere in there you watched too much damn television. Then there's people who aren't afraid to take a stand for what's right, even going so far as to buy a Prius....

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Oh this is just creepy

WHO IS JEW RUN FOR PREZDNET?

If Jimmie Rogers was a Goth...

He would be the Handsome Family's granddaddy. Just arrived through the mail,
The Handsome Family Songbook!!
A treasure trove of unearthly Gothic country music. Make friends with the Handsome Family.

I heart hippies...

...or, why I am not a "Green".

"They" are going to outbreed "us" unless we force some sustainability down their throats.

and don't forget,

Our ethics are colorblind and if you criticize them you hate the Earth.

Look, there's some real environmental problems, but sometimes I wonder just how progressive a lot of Green thinking really is.

I'm just sayin'....

Oh Canada!

The Gazetteer, a grand fellow, brings us this good news from his home in Canuckistan. I've often felt that if the entire population of the United States were placed on powerful anti-psychotic medication, life here might begin to seem a bit more, well, Canadian. Sorry Mr. Hockey, we've already tried beer and it doesn't seem to work on us. Seriously, God bless the good people of Canada for this one.

Monday, June 2, 2008

God help me

I'm finding it hard to stop myself from buying this thing. Last week, I managed to fight off an unbearable urge to buy this thing, even though it is the cutest teensiest ukulele you will ever see.

My check came today. $600. Consider it a fucking bribe. If I thought it would do any good I would give the money to anyone who was willing and able to begin impeachment proceedings against little bush, not to mention the criminal charges. Instead I paid off a bunch of bills. I'm a hell of a guy.

I will say that Recording King has promised that they will be releasing a lot more of these little resonator ukes later this summer. Probably need to find more child slave laborers to work in the factory. I suppose I can wait.

Little piglet cafe


I almost always eat at the Little Piglet Cafe. You probably shouldn't go there. There aren't enough tables. Tip good. OK? They won't make change. They don't have public restrooms. Don't ask.

I need a vacation

Instead I am forced to vacation vicariously. My good friend, Bob, just spent a few days at one of my dream destinations, The Joshua Tree Inn. What I got was the groovy t shirt pictured above. Maybe next winter. Thanks Bob.

Nothing but complaints

I just noticed that three of the last four posts have been about dead people. The fourth is a list of complaints. Let me make something clear: Life is grand, even the parts we think are "bad". Time has a way of passing, which causes a certain amount of confusion in my particular human brain. Lately time has passed without me getting much sleep. That's all

I've been reading quite a lot of Howard Thurman. What a guy. Allow me to share a quote:

"Sometimes there are ragings of anxiety, of hurts that we do not want to see disappear. They provide excellent opportunities to bolster up our own ego or own sense of faltering security. This fact must not blind us to the great power that there is in what is here referred to as the central stillness."

I enjoy sounding off like some kind of wise guy. A friend has suggested that I spend a little time with Psalm 46.

Made outta human skulls...


RIP Bo Diddley. For some reason, Bo Diddley's lyrics have been running through my mind lately. "The night was black, the sky was blue/ Down the alley an ice wagon flew." I haven't had much to say about poetry, but let me say now that Bo Diddley's lyrics were as fine an example of poetry as any in the English language.

RJ Eskow has written a worthy tribute at his Nightlight blog.

Mojo Repair Shop has links to some free downloads.

Dust and bones.

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