Friday, October 29, 2010

I'm a fair weather newbie fan, so fucking what?


Nobody here but us Giants fans. Good to know that San Franciscans are still all about "fuck you".

I haven't really followed professional baseball since the Mets won the 1969 world series. I am really enjoying this world series though. After hearing, for years, that San Franciscans aren't really Americans, from tourists for chrissakes, it is a real pleasure to see George Bush's baseball team beaten by San Francisco. I know this makes me not a real fan plus how dare I confuse sports with politics? All of that. I don't care. This is fun. Texas fans are scandalized by Giant fans smoking weed in the stands? Personally I think that gay Giants fans should scandalize them worse by kissing in the stands. As Soupy Sales once said, "I'll kiss you between the strikes and you can kiss me between the balls." Sadly the series is moving to Arlington. I'm sure Arlington has a really nice Walmart and I'll just bet they have a really good TGIFridays too. As the Talking Heads once said, "I wouldn't live there if you paid me." Go Giants.

Apropos of nothing whatsoever, I really like The Thermals first ep. They have some other good stuff but this is the one for me.

No Culture Icons- The Thermals (Buy)

4 comments:

Nazz Nomad said...

I haven't eaten in McDonalds since the mid 1980's. If this is representative of the clientele, than I am sorry that I am not a regular customer- it looks like a party.

I am rooting for the Giants and hoping that a shitload of butt fucking, pot smoking, tree hugging liberal San Franciscans go down to Texas and completely destroy their minds!!!!!!!!!

Jon said...

Nazz is an actual baseball fan. I like two things about that fight video. I like it when people who have nothing to do with the original fight jump in and start beating on each other- just because- and I like the fact that no one leaves. They're all waiting for the fight to end so they can get some McDonalds. I have lasted this long by knowing when it's time to pick up and go. Personally, I haven't been in a full on brawl since I got stuck in the middle of something at a DOA show in Detroit. That was 1980. I'm old and I like it.

Mr. Beer N. Hockey said...

I cheer for the National League teams. It has been good to see how much fun the crowds have been having at the games. I should have known everybody was doped up. Screw Texas! I second the motion brother.

uniplmr1 said...

HEARD ELSEWHERE
not an original from uniplmr1

"As with most World Series, the teams bet on the outcome. If the Rangers win, Texas can secede from the United States; if the Giants win, Texas must secede from the United States."

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